Festivus
"I got a lot of problems with you people!"
"And now you’re gonna hear about it!"
"I got a lot of problems with you people!"
"And now you’re gonna hear about it!"
Every year, they come and go. Christmas coins. Hanukkah tokens. Kwanzaa cash. All promising the moon, all delivering nothing but disappointment and empty wallets.
You've seen it before: flashy websites, big promises, celebrity endorsements... and then? Rug pulls. Exit scams. Your holiday spirit crushed.
But then, like Frank Costanza standing up from his chair, you declare: "I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!"
That's when it hits you... There's got to be a better way!
Enter FESTIVUS - the holiday coin that doesn't pretend to be anything it's not. No false promises. No fake tokenomics. Just pure, unadorned aluminum pole energy. A coin for those who are tired of the same old holiday scam cycle.
It's a Festivus miracle! 🎉
Download Phantom or Backpack, create a new wallet, and back up your seed phrase like Frank guards the pole.
Use your favorite on-ramp or another exchange, then send SOL to your wallet so you’re ready to buy.
Head to pump.fun, search for $FESTIVUS, and verify the contract matches what’s posted above.
Swap your SOL for $FESTIVUS, share the CA with friends, and prepare to air grievances with style.
"I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it!"